I’m so tired of people telling me German is an “ugly, angry” language. When my German teacher tells us jokes it’s the sweetest, happiest language in the world. When I teach my father the word for daughter he smiles, repeating “Tochter” to himself until…

  • regular people in the shower: wash, rince and repeat
  • me in the shower: accepting award
  • me in the shower: pretending i'm filming for a shampoo commercial
  • me in the shower: pretending i'm in a scene of my favourite tv show
  • me in the shower: life problems
  • me in the shower: ellen is pulling a prank on me
  • me in the shower: showing off my mad singing skills and sexiness to the crowd of fans that isn't really there.




I wonder who is going to replace Jenna Coleman since she’s not returning to Doctor Who after this series.

A slim white female in her 20s whose casting is based mostly on how attractive Steven Moffat finds her. Next question.


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you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like


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[singing alone in shower] my name is marius pontmercy [raises voice seventeen octaves] and mine’s cosette

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"The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies."
-Anonymous  (via jdvlla)

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"Dear father says a man should earn for his family, so why is mom the only one working?"
-N of Big Byung
Stress Come On! (via catsanimekpopmetal)

how to stop feeling sad i guess


  1. put in headphones
  2. put a playlist on shuffle
  3. lay face down in bed
  4. sing loudly into mattress
  5. sing as many random songs as it takes for you to laugh at yourself for singing to your mattress.

repeat steps 1-5 whenever you get bad.

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imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.

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