lascapigliata:

turns my fan on high so i can still sleep with a blanket

(via hoechbeard)

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

(via about-and-around)

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call me out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole, via about-and-around)

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

(via about-and-around)

cacneas:

tumblr island would be the farthest thing from a judgment free environment and would probably be the cause of a couple dozen murders and an unintentional reenactment of lord of the flies

(via hbbits)

urbancatfitters:

i wish i was a cute youtuber but im boring and bad at everything

(Source: urbancatfitters, via dammitmanimadoctornotatimelord)